The imp on the right of the above picture is getting married on Sunday.
And right now, in the Tan household, we're on the brink of a heated war of words between the bride and the Mother.
"There has to be some people who face the wall what!" Says the bride about the arrangement of the dinner tables.
"If the Muslim people can go eat the Vegetarian table food, then got space." Says the Mother.
"I've got 6 tables and Papa has 23 tables leh! Who is he inviting? Do I even know them?" Says the bride.
"Eh, I'm the Mother-in-law, I'm not supposed to be doing all these okay?" Says the Mother.
And in the middle of all these, I'm burrowed in my desk, trying to make a wedding video for the bride. (Free labour)
It's chaotic, dramatic and the worst thing is, it's in 2 days. Everyone has the Panic button switched on in this household.
And amid all these hectic arrangements and ever-changing itinerary, we all forget that Disa Tan will no longer be around to provide mindless entertainment and silly puns every night from Sunday onwards.
The big sister is off to live her second life. And soon, she'll probably need loads of family planning advice and investments in contraceptives before the right time comes. This wedding, although fraught with countless obstacles and nightmares, is nothing compared to what the future have in store for the big sister and the brother-in-law.
Let us all hope that they live blissfully, that all obstacles shall be swatted away or solved and with luck, she doesn't turn into the Mother.
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